1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,539 would be helpful there are malicious entities down here come on you guys are 3 00:00:35,539 --> 00:00:40,060 doing great moot blow harder you're doing great blim like my goodness just 4 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:46,120 slay me can you do it over here not over here sorry I like to imagine I 5 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,840 got to do it like a big you know wipe of the face the bioluminescence off 6 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:56,379 it's like with the thaumaturgy still going never mind no rush I got this 7 00:00:56,380 --> 00:01:02,219 one you doing okay Agatha what would you see down there the bioluminescence was 8 00:01:02,219 --> 00:01:11,140 pretty before it started trying to kill us oh the giant bugs are not as 9 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:15,700 pretty but have a very satisfying crunch not a lot of blame but just 10 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:19,260 remember if there's like a life-or-death situation could go either 11 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:22,900 way the mission must continue 12 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:30,380 welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ More he him 13 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:37,180 also with me today is Loki loud boy who I will try to edit out of today's 14 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:44,260 episode but he's having a time so also with me though is Tom Laird hey 15 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:51,580 that's me he him I am playing moot who also goes by he him Amy More yes 16 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:57,340 I'm here also firsthand experiencing Loki having a time and I will be playing 17 00:01:57,340 --> 00:02:03,980 Sullivan slight he him and I am she her and Carla Max dead she her playing 18 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:15,979 glim also she her and Kristen Flemons she her I'm playing Agatha also she 19 00:02:15,979 --> 00:02:27,859 her Wow Wow there it is that was a segue yeah you know where you can get 20 00:02:27,859 --> 00:02:38,379 cool segues like that over on Patreon Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast dumb 21 00:02:38,379 --> 00:02:44,620 dragon yes that's the one dumb dragon cast they're so close so close but my 22 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:49,500 segue was yeah I'm just on point yeah right into yeah that's good all the 23 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:53,819 segues are happening mostly Tom segues trying to get all of us to 24 00:02:53,819 --> 00:03:00,579 stop talking as we play the game all of us each the three of us equally 25 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:07,060 oh yeah yeah yeah not yeah yeah he tries to stop all of us from yeah it's 26 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:12,280 really a lot of running rough shot over that one yeah yeah all of us are 27 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:18,500 equally respectful of Tom's game and what he's trying to accomplish yes 28 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:24,260 fully when Tom messages me that he has something to accomplish I will be 29 00:03:24,259 --> 00:03:31,899 yeah it's true actually though messaging me like days before he's like if you 30 00:03:31,899 --> 00:03:38,379 want a plan I'm here and I'm like I got something don't you yeah it's a 31 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:43,060 Tom just says open world and Russ just runs yeah I got something don't worry 32 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:46,659 Russ we could plan this together but instead I'm gonna let you figure it 33 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:51,019 out it's all good that's correct it's a blast is what it happens and 34 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,980 Kristen we should have you over there because it's a great time that sounds 35 00:03:53,980 --> 00:04:02,260 great right Tom and now Kristen's gonna be there as respectful as respectful as 36 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:08,700 as me or as them yes well time will tell got it we're gonna see how it goes but 37 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,340 also when you're a patron you get an episode dedicated to you like today's 38 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:35,340 patron copper crow. Copper crow. Thank you copper crow. Sounds like a song. Or like a really cool gastropub. I want it to be. Copper crow and me signing up for Patreon. Sounds like it's gonna be a sitcom. It is now. You know what I was 39 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:38,899 gonna while counting crows it was a little subdued because I was you know 40 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:44,660 playing with the volume of my voice to see if Loki would stop and he has so 41 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:49,340 thank you copper crow for making that happen and thank you for being an 42 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:54,300 awesome patron also yes lulling Loki to sleep right you too can lull Loki to 43 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:58,740 sleep at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where we record sleep tapes for 44 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:12,340 exclusively for my dog. We pay you over a bitch to put our dog to sleep. We fly you out you can just you can just just on record nights you can pet him till he just your best friend and falls 45 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:18,379 asleep but now fuck it let's play. It's been a long journey up Mount 46 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:24,900 Celestia. Several days to get to the point where we last saw our friends 47 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:37,940 and then several more days as the journey continues. Where do we find you all now and what are you talking about as you as you feel like to pay based on 48 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:50,700 Matamar's description you feel like you're getting close to the peak the summit the Bahamut Villa. The penthouse if you will. I think Sully is like kind of like trotting along beside a 49 00:05:50,699 --> 00:06:01,019 gas and like carrying the head for her and like you kind of cut into the middle of a conversation like well I think sometimes letting others go forward and doing all the action and 50 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:11,459 stand on the sidelines is like one of the bravest things you can do. I think I'm just saying that is an interesting position. Yeah sometimes you just got to hold it back and see what the 51 00:06:11,459 --> 00:06:27,379 scene needs and then you toss in a little chaos and then you step out. Well no I like tossing a rope. Which is like chaotic exit. It's like will it hold won't it hold we don't know what it's tied up to just fall back 52 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:57,300 it could have been just a big prank. Oh listen because when I was I was I was a boat smith for a while. Naturally. I knew all the knots. I was a pirate. So you know the double figure eight loop de doop. No I'm talking about the knot. Yeah of course I know knots that's why my boats all stay in the harbor. Do they? No. Oh okay we can work on some knots we got a while to go and it's kind of one of those things where it's just like. Alright let's get Nottie up in here. 53 00:06:57,420 --> 00:07:14,659 Moot leans over to Glim and says how long until you think a Gath absolutely loses it. Oh I don't know. Are we on like either side of her but kind of like talking through her. Yeah and like feeling like she's a part of the conversation and she's just like I wish I was. 54 00:07:15,259 --> 00:07:20,339 Just the audible grinding of teeth. Yeah. I have a much longer stride. How do they keep up with me. 55 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:37,980 Well I get a jog I've got the head like I'm like your assistant. I just want to be a part of something. Okay so Moot I don't want to be like embarrassingly. Okay so maybe you can help me right because we're going to go see. 56 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:43,380 Oh right of course yes. So like I maybe need because you know when I get there I'm going to be like. 57 00:07:44,379 --> 00:08:03,180 You know yeah yeah right. I mean I know myself well enough to know that that's probably what I'm going to be like so I'm really hoping that you can just like take me down from here just like down to here a little bit so I can not frighten him. Sure. 58 00:08:04,139 --> 00:08:12,420 And like be cool you know like make a good impression. Naturally. So can you help me with that. 59 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:14,420 I think so. 60 00:08:15,899 --> 00:08:20,019 Do you want to like do some role play. Oh sure yeah 100 percent. Yeah okay. 61 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:22,060 You'll be Bahamad. Okay. 62 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:36,980 And I'll be me. Oh do you want to be me. No no no I think it's better if if I'm Bahamad in this situation you can really really get into it. What are you like you're like on a throne or are you just like chilling in a garden. I feel like maybe the latter because he's kind of. 63 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:42,659 I've seen Bahamad before. It's me Matamar. I was just pacing back because I've got a mind flayer. 64 00:08:42,699 --> 00:08:44,939 Oh oh my god. Okay. It's okay. 65 00:08:46,179 --> 00:08:53,500 Bahamad usually like Bahamad usually like chills in like a hammock and he's like swaying back and forth. 66 00:08:53,779 --> 00:08:59,980 And lets the breeze flow through his hair. Yeah interesting. Alright alright alright. 67 00:09:00,819 --> 00:09:10,579 Okay and scene. Oh hey Bahamad. We're just here we're on a mission to say the word and you know all about it because you gave me that book so it's just. Whoa whoa let's just slow it down a little bit. 68 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:21,500 Okay wait was that mood as moot or moot as Bahamad I mean. It's me being Bahamad. Okay chill relaxed dude swinging in a hammock Bahamad. 69 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:25,500 Okay let me try again because maybe that was too much. Okay. 70 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:34,900 Oh you're bringing in a real energy with you aren't you. Okay that was I went I went in the wrong. 71 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:38,340 I'm sorry I went in the wrong direction. Okay I'm going to think about it. 72 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:45,460 Glim do you need a prop. Maybe if you had a prop to work with you could be more focused. That could focus me. 73 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:51,700 Okay thank you oh god. Maybe you should bring the head. I'm going to toss her the head. Here's the head. Oh it's so it's so sticky. 74 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:59,660 I wasn't I guess I thought it'd be drier like in the chitin but it's okay. Okay so moot you be Bahamad. Okay. 75 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,220 Okay heads up. 76 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,139 And I throw the head. 77 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:15,259 It works on two of them. Right. Like you guys are going to play beach volleyball with that thing. Bahamad's such a cool guy. 78 00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:19,019 Is it going to be like the scene from Top Gun because then I'm very interested. 79 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:25,660 Wait doesn't isn't there a movie where Matthew McConaughey plays beach volleyball. There's got to be one that's a little more. 80 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:29,340 I feel like there must be right. There has to be. That has to be the central plot of one of them. 81 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:33,820 We're googling right now. It's very important. I feel like I can picture it in my mind. 82 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:40,139 But I think I probably just am picturing Val Kilmer in Top Gun with Matthew McConaughey's face. 83 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,100 Same hair though so it's fine. I mean I don't hate that. 84 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:48,300 Nothing to complain about there. I mean the first picture that comes up on Google Images 85 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:56,940 is of Matthew McConaughey shirtless with a green bandana sunglasses on the beach. 86 00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:00,380 Sounds like he is or just was playing beach volleyball. 87 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:04,860 Yeah and then of course because Google Images you know follows the like if you like this image 88 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:11,900 you're going to like all these images. So there's one two three four five six seven eight nine 89 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:20,220 ten eleven at least eleven very different beach scenes with different beach shorts in each one. 90 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,660 So he spends a lot of time on the beach so this feels relevant. 91 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:26,939 Hundred percent he's picked up a volleyball at some point then. 92 00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:29,179 So you're playing volleyball with the head. 93 00:11:29,179 --> 00:11:34,139 Yeah Moot kind of like fumbles the head because he was not expecting the the the toss. 94 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,299 It says I don't think this is the right approach either. 95 00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:41,659 Oh okay I'm gonna I'll just think about it and. 96 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:47,899 Okay okay maybe. Like you know how you will quite often you know do some praying or 97 00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:53,659 writing in a diary or or that sort of thing. Just just pretend like that's what's happening 98 00:11:54,220 --> 00:12:00,939 when you meet Bahamut. You know obviously pause and wait for him to answer when you've 99 00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:06,139 asked him questions like don't just steamroll through. Not a full self-guided two-hour 100 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:10,699 meditation. Exactly you need there's some back and forth that needs to happen here. 101 00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:14,460 Do you think I could just borrow your notepad for a second and just jot down 102 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,860 a couple of these ideas and then. 103 00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:19,420 Hundred percent you can. 104 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,980 Thank you oh you're such a good friend. 105 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:26,940 And I'm gonna toss that head back or did you toss it back to me or do you still have it. 106 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,780 I still have it for the time being. 107 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,460 Okay I'll just leave that with you. 108 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,139 So we all take turns carrying this head up a hill. 109 00:12:34,139 --> 00:12:34,780 Yep that's right. 110 00:12:35,579 --> 00:12:45,019 We we cut ahead several hours and you the the scene around you is very becomes very rocky. 111 00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:50,939 I guess very forested up most of the way up this mountain then it starts to become very rocky 112 00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:57,980 and you find yourselves like in this this foggy cloud that is surrounding or covering 113 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:01,100 the peak concealing it from from the base of the mountain. 114 00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:08,460 Um you're making your way up through uh scaling rock at certain points. 115 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,980 How does Sully deal with that? 116 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:16,940 Uh I think pretty good he's got small hands so the like being able to find the hand 117 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:22,700 holds and the grips and the toe holds uh surprisingly easy for him he's light he's 118 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,899 agile he's dextrous he's got this. 119 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,860 And who's watching Matamor? 120 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,419 Dude's part goat he should be fine. 121 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,980 But he's got a tadpole in his brain. 122 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,740 Right he did share that information. 123 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,220 I had forgotten that information. 124 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:46,779 Yeah that is the thing anyways uh he is uh is. 125 00:13:46,779 --> 00:13:53,259 Have we had the talk yet of like when it comes time don't worry we'll put you down. 126 00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:54,860 You're having it right now. 127 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:59,019 So I'm just getting a little air is pretty thin up here. 128 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,300 Yeah for everybody else too. 129 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,100 Isn't it lovely? 130 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,300 Well it's very refreshing. 131 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,220 Yeah yeah it's lovely. 132 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:15,259 I'm a ground dweller so I prefer like the pressure of the earth above me and below me. 133 00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:18,460 Dude your eyes are like rimmed so red right now. 134 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:24,300 Well it's just like it's like it's very dusty and it's dusty to everybody else. 135 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:28,620 No it's kind of like misty foggy so it's moisture in the air. 136 00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:31,180 Yeah no. 137 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:32,620 Listen man how you feeling? 138 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:36,139 Well I'm getting a little fatigued more so than usual. 139 00:14:36,139 --> 00:14:41,740 I made this trek a couple times in my time and it was never quite this tired. 140 00:14:43,019 --> 00:14:46,860 But uh doing yeah A plus number one. 141 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:47,500 A plus? 142 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,220 A plus it's just like a hundred percent. 143 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,180 Giving it a hundred ten percent every time I'll go out on the field. 144 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,500 Just watching these birds fly by. 145 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,540 They're the ones making that weird sound that you're probably hearing. 146 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:00,860 They're real screechy. 147 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,140 Real screechy birds. 148 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,580 They call them the screechers. 149 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,620 They're they're totally harmless. 150 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,060 Don't worry about them. 151 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,300 They really are great for the ecosystem. 152 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,300 Listen buddy. 153 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,260 So like. 154 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,980 I can't do it Glim. 155 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:27,740 This whole time Glim has been totally silent ever since Moot was practicing because she's 156 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:32,379 been like really kind of playing all these options through in her mind about like well 157 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:38,860 maybe I could do that and I can do that and I'm maybe no I can't go for a high five like 158 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:43,980 what if he doesn't go and then it's awkward or like can't hug and so that's just an 159 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:49,740 interior uh monologue for the last however long two hours we've been hiking. 160 00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:51,740 Um sorry Sully. 161 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:52,860 What was that? 162 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:58,139 Oh uh well we're just having the talk right now. 163 00:15:59,100 --> 00:15:59,740 Like the sex talk? 164 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:00,940 No not the sex talk. 165 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,139 I've heard that before. 166 00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:03,659 Okay great. 167 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:14,299 But the talk about Mademoiselle and how he could be maybe not feeling good. 168 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:22,860 Because uh right you did mention I don't want to put words in your mouth but I feel 169 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:27,740 like you did mention that you might have something growing. 170 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,740 Like a possibility of like. 171 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:33,580 Like maybe there's a foreign invader kind of um. 172 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,740 Wrapped around the stem of my my brain. 173 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:42,140 Yeah yeah yeah yeah so. 174 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:48,620 So at what so like let's just say that I was bitten by a zombie right. 175 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:49,580 Okay. 176 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:56,460 And it was like you know it not fast acting or anything like that but I knew at one point 177 00:16:56,460 --> 00:17:00,139 I was going to change and and eat my friends. 178 00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:02,220 Right. 179 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:10,619 So I probably have a conversation with my friends about at what point we would 180 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:16,540 like to stop that from happening so I didn't eat my friends and they die. 181 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,340 Wow okay so. 182 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:22,220 Does that feel perhaps applicable to you? 183 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:26,060 Well I mean it feels relevant that if you have a time of which you 184 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,100 want us to off you before you become a zombie. 185 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,300 No not me I have not actually been bitten by a zombie. 186 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,740 Right we're talking about the brain. 187 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,740 You're talking about your yeah. 188 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:45,099 Well before it breaks forth but not until we've given it enough time to maybe make it like 189 00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:48,940 we just got to crest through these clouds and then I feel like we're just like right there. 190 00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,339 Like I can probably make it. 191 00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:54,940 Oh god hold on uh group huddle not you madama. 192 00:17:56,220 --> 00:18:01,819 Are we bringing just like a ticking time bomb up to Bahamut? 193 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:07,980 So is it bad we're bringing him because he's definitely turning into like a weird mind flayer 194 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:13,419 or is it good because more proof like head and then also like. 195 00:18:13,419 --> 00:18:14,619 And brainstemmy thingy. 196 00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:16,859 And maybe Bahamut could like fix them. 197 00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:17,659 Maybe he could help them. 198 00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:23,980 Anyone can cure him I would hope Bahamut would. 199 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:30,460 Right so all we have to do is stop him from like turning totally bad and terrible 200 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:35,900 for like however long it's going to take like just like a few minutes or you know 201 00:18:36,539 --> 00:18:40,380 just maybe if we keep him talking and we know if he starts acting. 202 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,980 Should we like tie him up or something? 203 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:42,940 I have a net. 204 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:45,900 What if. 205 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,740 You could yeah. 206 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,980 What if it's like a butterfly net 207 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,620 and can just carry him around in it. 208 00:18:56,620 --> 00:19:02,380 And you could like maybe put it on Rax's like saddle and we can just. 209 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,940 Yeah and he is really tired anyway. 210 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:09,500 Like not drag him behind obviously that would be very cruel and rude. 211 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:16,620 Yes but just like it's like him getting carried up on I mean it would be kind of nice 212 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,900 probably he's really tired. 213 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,100 He's so tired. 214 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:24,460 He seems to know that you know the end could be nigh but maybe not but just in case it is. 215 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:25,740 Yeah. 216 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:31,660 It'd be better to have him in a net than not in a net. 217 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,539 Yeah net better than not for sure. 218 00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:39,339 Okay so it's settled. 219 00:19:39,339 --> 00:19:43,019 Yes. 220 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,059 Hey Mademar. 221 00:19:58,059 --> 00:19:58,299 Hey. 222 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,859 You're tired hey buddy. 223 00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,059 Yeah sun's going down. 224 00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:06,859 It's time for Mademar's last ride. 225 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,420 That's right big guy. 226 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,339 Sun's getting real low. 227 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,059 Why are you comparing him to the Hulk? 228 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,339 You don't know Mademar. 229 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,420 You don't know his story. 230 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:24,700 Okay so yeah you know you're getting real tired hey. 231 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,019 Yeah. 232 00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:31,500 What if you're crawled into this net here and we just lean it over the saddle 233 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,379 and you can take it's kind of like a hammock right guys. 234 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:35,980 Very much. 235 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:37,660 Here's Bahamut's hammock. 236 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:41,980 Me and Bahamut that's one thing we have in common is how much we love hammocks. 237 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:47,500 So you can just chill out in there you can just keep talking to us let us know how 238 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:51,740 you're feeling but just in case something goes sideways you're in a net. 239 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,099 Love it okay. 240 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,740 And then maybe when we get there Bahamut can fix you up. 241 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,940 Bada bing bada boom. 242 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:58,540 Papa John's. 243 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,420 Agath I can't actually like lift him in this thing. 244 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,140 Yeah upsy's. 245 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,740 I've got this. 246 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:09,980 Tuck him in. 247 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:11,580 Nice little. 248 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,660 Thank you yes. 249 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,540 Little swaddle. 250 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,740 I tie a knot at the top. 251 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,780 Yeah a little tighter. 252 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:21,340 That's just like just the way I used to do it. 253 00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:22,939 We're weird about it. 254 00:21:22,939 --> 00:21:25,500 No it's okay it's in our culture. 255 00:21:26,539 --> 00:21:30,379 Okay up on the saddle he goes. 256 00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,379 Oh all right he's out. 257 00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:35,819 That's sort of sweet. 258 00:21:38,939 --> 00:21:40,859 I really hope we don't have to kill him. 259 00:21:40,859 --> 00:21:44,619 Yeah that would be quite it's like I mean are there any of them left. 260 00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:47,980 Exactly what if he's the last of his kind. 261 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,500 Oh Russ is making some very uncomfortable nods. 262 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,019 Yeah nodding shrugging shaking his head it's very confusing. 263 00:21:55,019 --> 00:21:57,579 I mean half a bottle of wine Russ is indecisive. 264 00:21:57,579 --> 00:22:01,339 I mean think about it though if he is the last one like there's no other one. 265 00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:03,259 Isn't that worse in a way. 266 00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:04,860 Yeah like so sure. 267 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,420 What is it Schrodinger's. 268 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:09,740 Cat. 269 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:10,220 Cavern. 270 00:22:11,339 --> 00:22:13,740 I know it's the cat but I'm thinking the cavern the cavern. 271 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,259 Schrodinger's matamars. 272 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:20,619 The cavern that you you made it in and he fell asleep you didn't see any other ones 273 00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:23,660 but he went in there so as far as you know there's an entire village. 274 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,900 Right that's true and if we don't look. 275 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:26,700 You never know. 276 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,660 They are and aren't in there at the same time. 277 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,299 That's the name of this episode Schrodinger's. 278 00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:33,420 Cavern matamar. 279 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,859 Cavern cat matamar. 280 00:22:34,859 --> 00:22:36,779 Wait matamar is a what. 281 00:22:36,779 --> 00:22:37,660 Schrodinger's catamar. 282 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,019 I mean you've created this little dude you should probably name his race. 283 00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:44,619 You know what I probably should. 284 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:47,900 There's going to be a backstory episode where everything was revealed but nobody 285 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,300 has exclusively asked him and now he's asleep so you can't. 286 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:54,140 Well that's awkward you're not that's not a question you ask. 287 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,420 Exactly that's all I'm saying. 288 00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:58,140 So what are you we can't that's no. 289 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,420 That's right up there with where are you from. 290 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,540 No no where are you from. 291 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,180 Yeah exactly. 292 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:06,780 Yeah Chicago yeah no really yeah exactly can't do that. 293 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:07,260 You can't do that. 294 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:07,980 We're not those people. 295 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:08,780 We're not those people. 296 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,060 So now I'm curious you've got to like create. 297 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:17,419 Join us at Patreon.com dumb dragon cast and sometime between now and the next three years 298 00:23:17,419 --> 00:23:23,819 I will have created a backstory episode for matamar exclusively which encompasses the 299 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:31,659 entire species of his people and who they are and what they are and why they have 300 00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:34,859 so many pop culture references from the real world. 301 00:23:34,859 --> 00:23:37,019 Right that is an interesting twist. 302 00:23:37,019 --> 00:23:41,899 It is yeah it's something that I have not consciously thought of but just kept 303 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,140 doing so now I was like committed to it. 304 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:47,420 Yeah he's like hey you guys you guys up to date on stranger things or what. 305 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:51,580 Yeah I think that's great it's kind of like you guys seen enchanted right. 306 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:55,660 There's a portal to the regular human world there probably is for these dudes. 307 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:57,820 He's watching Netflix just like everybody else. 308 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:04,220 Exactly all right we've stalled long enough it's time to crest through the clouds. 309 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:11,900 Hmm you continue to climb after having slung a matamar around racks and I said there were 310 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:16,539 like steep sheer faces but racks is a real good climber can't do bridges very well 311 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:21,019 but does steep rock faces like a pro. 312 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,140 Because we don't need another episode of trying to get a horse through. 313 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:28,700 No we're just going to go this is what we're doing now. 314 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:32,460 You've done it once you know that that conversation happened. 315 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:37,660 Now we fast forwarded it you know what even just gives like a here's this here's there's 316 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:42,299 a sheer rock face in front of you somebody give me a how are we going to get racks up that. 317 00:24:42,299 --> 00:24:43,740 How we can get racks up that thing. 318 00:24:44,779 --> 00:24:47,340 We cut ahead racks is up the sheer rock. 319 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,180 He did it I don't even know why I asked. 320 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:52,940 And you crest through the clouds and as you crest through the clouds the sun 321 00:24:52,940 --> 00:25:01,180 is beating down upon you ever so brightly the warmth is healing in its in its nature 322 00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:08,220 and the fatigue that you were feeling from your your extensive climb is dissipating. 323 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:18,700 You see up ahead of you a small village tiny huts scattered around the peak of this mountain 324 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:28,539 and even in the sky around you floating mountains in and of themselves with waterfalls 325 00:25:28,539 --> 00:25:32,460 cascading off of them and down the mountain peaks around you. 326 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:40,139 Sorry question these floating mountains miniature mountains giant mountains I'm not sure like 327 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:47,019 did we reach the peak and then above that there is now just like yeah a whole other 328 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:48,539 world of mountains. 329 00:25:48,539 --> 00:25:52,379 Yeah look we've gone on a side quest in the other storyline now we need to keep climbing 330 00:25:52,379 --> 00:25:57,180 mountains in this storyline not with anything really interesting just with climbing more 331 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:07,580 mountains no no they are like mountain peaks so there are more like mountain peaks so on each 332 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:18,700 peak there are more of these tiny huts and buildings and people's and at the peak of the 333 00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:28,140 one that you are on you see a singular small hut with like a little wisp of what looks like a 334 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:36,860 smoke from a fire there's a tree the tree with like little birds fluttering around it 335 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:45,100 that's still a distance away at a plateau down around that is a small makeshift city 336 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:49,660 and as you continue to climb Glim how are you feeling as you're approaching this 337 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:53,500 this mecca of Bahamania? 338 00:26:55,020 --> 00:27:02,380 I think Bahamania is probably the right way to describe what Glim is feeling she's like 339 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:09,660 shaking like okay which is a bit funny because she's met him but this is a different him like 340 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:14,780 that him got rescued and was like well you met him when he was unconscious too 341 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:22,859 like you didn't it just was a different kind of vibe than like Bahamet and his prime and we're 342 00:27:22,859 --> 00:27:33,420 like in his place and yeah so heart pounding despite the the healing sunshine just like so 343 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:41,339 anxious but excited happy excited okay okay it looks like again you're kind of spiraling here 344 00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:47,820 oh thank you for noticing it really I I am I think I'm gonna be okay though maybe I should 345 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:59,660 just not um what if I just don't take the lead that is a great idea because if anyone 346 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:04,460 here is gonna totally freak the fuck out it's me yeah it's true you're you may mess 347 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:09,420 everything up no offense Glim but it would totally be on accident Moot you're like so 348 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:14,620 calm and like chill and stuff I'll probably swear and offend him like maybe you should 349 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:20,779 introduce us and like say like what we're here for I mean yeah I I guess I could probably do that 350 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,660 I mean I'm a little nervous but yeah sure yeah well you're just so like chill and succinct 351 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:29,900 you probably been writing everything down Flamikinskins is just gonna try fuck them it's 352 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:35,580 gonna be weird no it's gonna happen later it's not like it's like right hey hey hello 353 00:28:35,579 --> 00:28:41,659 like a Gotham I have been talking about it like she's been giving me what yeah oh no she's not 354 00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:45,980 encouraging this but also no offense to Goth you're just probably gonna come off just maybe a 355 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:52,779 little too doom and gloom and abrasive and like like we we want to like lead up to it not just 356 00:28:53,419 --> 00:28:59,659 I've heard that it's not a bad thing it's actually probably very helpful in so many 357 00:28:59,659 --> 00:29:04,539 situations I mean I'm not the person for this job either I think it's got to be Moot 358 00:29:04,539 --> 00:29:10,539 I'll give it my best shot that's all anybody can hope oh my god stop Flamikinskins doom will 359 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:16,220 have to be a component yeah no doom and gloom has to play a part obviously because 360 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:23,259 I mean it's like hey Bahamut what you doing we'll fuck later no so the world's gonna end 361 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:30,379 real sad we should probably fuck over it wow fuck over it it's like talk it over but like 362 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:38,620 like fuck it over I don't think that's also what that means either I think you shouldn't talk at all 363 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:45,740 okay well we'll go for drinks later because like we got some time obviously I mean uh yeah yeah I 364 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:50,380 mean you said the bugs things those were relevant uh in the situation that we're trying 365 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:55,100 to avoid uh so we don't have a lot of time but I see like a bar up there like there's 366 00:29:55,100 --> 00:30:01,260 probably some fun being had you look ahead and as you are coming up to the edge of the city 367 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:09,500 there are people of all types and you're walking through the town and there is a 368 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:14,540 there is a swinging sign kind of gently swaying in the breeze and it says the most 369 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:23,420 devout bar and grill just down the street though Sully sees the devout bar and grill 370 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:31,420 and is like oh I had a question is Amy not a Sully okay uh you said all sorts of people are 371 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:38,539 these like demigods to be living among the god like what kind of what kind of Athenian 372 00:30:38,539 --> 00:30:46,140 Olympian situation yeah going on yeah this this definitely has a vibe of there are there are 373 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:54,060 like angels and demigods and like you get a glim probably specifically uh maybe it gets a vibe of 374 00:30:54,060 --> 00:31:01,100 like some of these people probably are dragons in a humanoid form transform I bet it's hard 375 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:06,620 to get into a bar as a dragon well the size is a problem yeah it's just their insurance it 376 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:10,300 doesn't cover it you gotta have they get drunk they burn the place down it's a whole 377 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:16,779 you know how many pints of meat you gotta drink your dragon size is crazy very expensive in this 378 00:31:16,779 --> 00:31:25,500 economy in this economy price of gas to get up this mountain am i right man inflation you know 379 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:31,740 what I mean but you also get a sense that there are regular old people and by regular 380 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:40,220 old people I mean like pAlydins and clerics and devout and followers of Bahamut coming to 381 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:45,819 seek something for themselves you over here conversations of like large battles happening 382 00:31:45,819 --> 00:31:54,380 in Bahamut's name and others of a more monk or cleric types speaking of the peaceful ways 383 00:31:54,380 --> 00:32:01,740 that they are trying to affect the world in Bahamut's name is are any of those battles 384 00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:07,100 like that they're talking about like recognizable as like where we could pinpoint 385 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:13,180 where we are in time maybe oh like yeah i've heard of the battle of oh shit that was 386 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:19,500 one week before everything went south right oh chris is paying attention you guys right i know 387 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:25,740 i'm just wandering through those magical village roll a history and we'll use that to determine 388 00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:32,540 what you over here do i over here are you actively listening no um 21 being honest amy 389 00:32:32,539 --> 00:32:37,420 wants to actively listen sully's not actively listening he's looking around being like what's 390 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:46,139 this what's this there's powder everywhere save it for our musical episode 21 for sure 391 00:32:46,139 --> 00:32:56,700 you overhear some that place uh battles like even pre cult of dragon like these are battles 392 00:32:56,700 --> 00:33:04,620 of like a talking of historical kind of events big events but then you catch 393 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:13,420 as you are walking nearest to the most about bar and grill there's a group of 394 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:22,460 i don't want to say broey but probably broey pAlydins talking about a battle that sounds 395 00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:33,180 uh reminiscent to you and that it was relatively close to the point when portals started to open 396 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:41,420 up it was a battle that happened in a town called flair heart a town called flair heart at 397 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:47,340 the base of the spine of the world and there was one of these portals that opened up and 398 00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:54,140 strange creatures started to pour out and there was a large fight against them to drive them back 399 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:59,820 and thought it was successful and these pAlydins are talking about that and how they they they 400 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:05,340 put them back where they were and you know ah it was so easy right like we were just we came 401 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:11,660 in swinging on maces and it was like hey bahamut he's a real cool guy yeah i was like 402 00:34:11,659 --> 00:34:17,259 playing 18 rounds of golf i was just hitting them hitting them right back into that portal 403 00:34:17,259 --> 00:34:26,059 right back in swing best four under par thank you bahamut so aghast with all of the uh social 404 00:34:26,059 --> 00:34:31,739 graces that you would expect um just immediately is like right up on their table like looking 405 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:35,020 down on them battle of flair heart how long ago 406 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:51,180 it's the middle time and we're here now and we're gonna talk about how you can join us on 407 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:58,700 Patreon because we need a couple people who can join us because we want to do great things on 408 00:34:58,699 --> 00:35:06,939 Patreon for you and that includes a live show was that to a tune it was the tune that was in 409 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:14,139 my head so yes it was to a tune not specifically a pop pop culture tune i'm so rich we're not 410 00:35:14,139 --> 00:35:20,299 desperate let's we're not desperate but but you listener like you specifically yeah you that 411 00:35:20,299 --> 00:35:24,699 we would really like that one right there you with the hair you and the hat uh and the 412 00:35:24,779 --> 00:35:30,699 smile oh you took the bote off so that's it you could be you too it looks good you should put it 413 00:35:30,699 --> 00:35:35,419 back on but you do you yeah that's fair kyle's joining us in the middle of this kristen episode 414 00:35:35,419 --> 00:35:41,579 so we're really confusing everybody that's right why am i here who knows we like to just 415 00:35:41,579 --> 00:35:45,659 throw people in wherever we can get them permanent cast member kyle class it's just here 416 00:35:45,659 --> 00:35:52,539 that's fine surprise surprise it doesn't have to be a reason kyle no no although those aren't 417 00:35:52,539 --> 00:35:57,659 bad candies not great for theater but that's where you mostly get reasons um but i'm going to talk 418 00:35:57,659 --> 00:36:01,500 to kyle right now because he doesn't probably specifically know about the goal we're trying 419 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:08,219 to reach uh when we reach 100 patrons in our Patreon at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 420 00:36:08,219 --> 00:36:13,659 we're going to throw a live improv show we've done these before okay they are a lot of fun 421 00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:18,619 but when we reach 100 patrons we're going to do that and then try and wrangle several 422 00:36:18,619 --> 00:36:25,819 or as many guests as we can probably a couple of of NPCs gone past so this is where i ask you 423 00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:31,019 kyle do you want to come here for you wow not on the spot at all no pressure no not in the 424 00:36:31,019 --> 00:36:36,539 middle of an interlude with everyone listening wow the only issue with that rus as has been 425 00:36:36,539 --> 00:36:40,619 previously stated in this moment is that i am a permanent cast member that's right not not 426 00:36:40,619 --> 00:36:46,219 considered a guest not considered a guest which i'm obligated to do as a permanent cast member 427 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:50,780 so yes all right well kyle will be there guaranteed because he's a permanent cast member 428 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:55,420 not because he's an mpc guest who frequently comes in and out so we're going to have to find 429 00:36:55,420 --> 00:37:02,540 somebody else maybe we can uh give a good old cicero a call and see if dance wants to fly back 430 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:07,580 in uh well it's that gig economy right now too so it's like maybe he really 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what are you talking about bladder flare i was like a couple days ago uh we we just like hop 448 00:38:44,219 --> 00:38:48,539 skipped and jumped up here we're like we're gonna go tell bahamut how great we did in his 449 00:38:48,539 --> 00:38:54,219 name oh so great yeah in the middle of this person talking she grabs one of their beers 450 00:38:54,219 --> 00:38:59,500 and walks away back to the group yeah you're gonna have to no it's it's fine it's fine 451 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:04,619 we got it we got it bomb that's gonna bless and bestow us upon all the greatness that 452 00:39:04,619 --> 00:39:15,980 he's gonna do glim's like embarrassed these are like the the most recent like 453 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:24,299 i'm the only bahamut follower that you guys really know very well and i'm so embarrassed that this 454 00:39:24,299 --> 00:39:31,339 is like oh my god do they think they can't they're so embarrassing glim is this like a 455 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:40,620 they should only be she's overwhelmed with the intensity of uh are we are are we in the bar now 456 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:51,019 uh so nice sorry about the weather's nice all the time there's a lot of al fresco situation 457 00:39:51,019 --> 00:39:55,500 i'm there yeah i was picturing like a beach bar you know where it's like open and there's the 458 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,860 bar that opens there is the sound of waves you're not sure where they're coming from 459 00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:04,539 but people are are shredding waves somewhere yeah that's it that's what they do on them 460 00:40:04,539 --> 00:40:12,140 yeah yeah and they're also snowboarding yeah sure yeah yeah absolutely it's waterfalls 461 00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:21,660 it's fine yeah there's snowboarding there's water i'm just juxtaposing everything that 462 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:27,340 we're saying yeah sorry it's hot it's also cold though too it's real cool yeah 463 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:33,260 um yeah so i was picturing like you know agus storming over to these guys on the patio grabbing 464 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:38,220 their beer and coming back to the group with with the pint just like the battle of flair heart 465 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:47,579 three days ago we have less time oh that means we we have and he saw he's counting on his 466 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:54,539 fingers and he's like four yeah that's not a lot of time no that's that's less i was 467 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:59,820 hoping we were further back yeah we kind of need to um oh my god you guys we're gonna have to live 468 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:05,739 through the worst bit again not if we stop it no we won't we'll just we'll just make it happen 469 00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:09,820 no because the worst bit's not gonna happen now well no but what if we're here to stop 470 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:16,300 and we have to is it all over again what if i lose my other eye what if i'm blind what if 471 00:41:17,259 --> 00:41:20,300 what if it's all right we're not gonna let that happen to you sully 472 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:28,539 uh uh okay hey sully yeah it's gonna be okay no we're not fucking it doesn't matter don't 473 00:41:28,539 --> 00:41:40,380 worry about it you're not my type i'm worried about it now i just said i just said you're not 474 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:49,900 my time that does not negate that don't worry about it don't worry about it oh sorry 475 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:50,860 friends here 476 00:41:54,380 --> 00:42:00,220 okay yeah no you know i'm gonna get it together because it's a mission and you know yeah no we 477 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:04,140 should probably like make our way to bahamut or see what other kind of sites are around this 478 00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:08,460 town here uh yeah the first one yeah definitely the first one yeah i think the first one if 479 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:12,300 you want to go see some sites we could pick you up on the way back no i mean we got a 480 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:18,460 message to deliver i'm nothing if not uh on time with my deliveries if you know what i'm 481 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:26,460 saying oh god i do not i don't want to you don't want to i think that we were talking about the 482 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:33,099 sex thing earlier agoth and you deliver it this whole time has flamingo been trying to teach 483 00:42:33,099 --> 00:42:39,740 her innuendo and it's when you've got it's when you got to me and i can't even do the 484 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:45,820 what are you delivering yeah um you want me to say it out loud 485 00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:53,900 i feel like you've backed yourself into this corner russ what's happening now my vagina is 486 00:42:53,900 --> 00:43:00,460 what i'm delivering huh yeah how can a vagina be late i'm just curious you know what i am 487 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:05,900 immediately sorry are you are you curious nope silly because i feel like i just feel like 488 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:11,980 i put my i just put my my my my my i was gonna say nose in other people's businesses and now it 489 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:17,340 just seems wrong but it's just like you know somebody says someone says something and i 490 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:22,059 immediately feel like i have to respond it's something that now is part of a very long list 491 00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:26,700 of negative traits i'm finding about myself but it's okay because bahama is gonna fix 492 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:31,579 everything look sully a vagina is never late it's there when you need it unless it's pregnant 493 00:43:31,579 --> 00:43:39,659 boom and he strides away but like not fast because he's got teeny tiny legs so 494 00:43:46,059 --> 00:43:52,539 oh it's so confusing it is yeah none of this is we made it to bahamut town bahamut 495 00:43:52,779 --> 00:44:01,980 bahamut city so naturally we need yes yes that's it now we need to say vagina the most times we 496 00:44:01,980 --> 00:44:06,059 ever have that's true we've had a lot of dick jokes in the past and i feel like the 497 00:44:06,059 --> 00:44:13,579 vagina has been ignored that's true let's get into it classic am i right it's happening 498 00:44:13,579 --> 00:44:18,139 you're welcome you guys it's been quite the dry spell of like dick jokes and stuff so here 499 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:22,859 yeah it's been real dark and depressing really yeah it's been hard to make dick jokes in the 500 00:44:22,859 --> 00:44:26,940 darkest time you don't want to be like things don't matter people are dying 501 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:37,739 a god's buried in a cave exactly yeah i can't do that yeah no sorry everybody this has been 502 00:44:37,739 --> 00:44:41,900 your uh why we haven't done a lot of dick jukes jik jukes interlude 503 00:44:42,619 --> 00:44:49,660 uh-huh all right back to it you uh carry on down the street away from the most devout bar and 504 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:58,139 grill and you pass by several other uh several other stores and less devout places less devout 505 00:44:58,139 --> 00:45:04,940 places what is the economy like in bahamutopolis yeah i feel like are things just free are they 506 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:21,099 beyond money uh no no uh no oh no it's harsh right no no you hear from another patio being like 507 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:30,139 they're they're just not fungible and did you get the bahama tokens dude like i 508 00:45:30,539 --> 00:45:36,940 i had one but it wasn't the funged version i gotta get the non-fungible non-fungible they just can't 509 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:43,420 be funged all right uh we make jokes about this because we don't know what it is because we don't 510 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:49,179 understand it's terrifying to me yeah but it could be the way of the future oh god does that 511 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:58,619 not terrify everybody uh but right now uh uh bahamutopolis uh is uh appears to be driven 512 00:45:58,619 --> 00:46:06,460 by a a gold driven economy uh very much like everything else it appears this uh this city 513 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:13,500 portion you are in uh appears like any other city aside from all of the majestic statues 514 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:19,500 of uh various platinum dragons various platinum dragons i mean there's a lot of platinum dragon 515 00:46:20,059 --> 00:46:26,699 but there's various statues of different poses i was gonna say there's is he like like a lot 516 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:34,780 of like like bro poses yeah there's there's some of those uh there's some where he's very stoic 517 00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:39,580 as you get nearer towards so there's the one where he's dabbing yeah the dabbing one is by 518 00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:49,420 the dance hall yeah the bahama square oh no the yeah deep thinking yeah what is that even called 519 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:55,100 does that have a name i don't know that yeah i don't know that grow on the chance thinking 520 00:46:55,420 --> 00:47:01,900 no it's the gross boy i have just named it it's when you you know you put your chin 521 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:05,500 in between like in the crook of your thumb and your pointer finger like you're like doing 522 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:09,980 like finger guns pew pew and you're like um like no i'm gonna keep doing it it's called 523 00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:14,779 gross boy yeah it's gonna help yeah yeah yeah we're not gonna google that somebody tell us 524 00:47:14,779 --> 00:47:20,219 in the comments uh there's no comments on podcast tell us in the comments no that's not 525 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:27,580 like comment subscribe the complete opposite of me can you believe it yeah 526 00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:34,860 everybody who's listening you would think that i had planned something more majestic for this 527 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:40,300 but really what i have written down here is the most about bar and grill which is a lot 528 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:44,780 of bros we have bahama's home which we've already described but have yet reached uh there's 529 00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:49,500 the there's a museum that you walk up to yeah oh last time we were in a museum didn't go 530 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:55,659 bahama's museum you haven't been in the museum that was the other crew so there are two separate 531 00:47:55,659 --> 00:48:01,739 museums that we've walked into one had grants is talking to a group of school children right 532 00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:09,900 yep it's imagine how that goes and you walk up to bahama's museum uh there is an attached 533 00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:16,380 gift shop bahama bobblehead puppets you see actually as you pass the gift shop glim what's 534 00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:22,619 your passive perception i'm gonna get passive just because you are in such a place in a confusing 535 00:48:22,619 --> 00:48:28,539 place because of the most of our bar and grill where it's like holy fuck uh but also all of 536 00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:34,619 the majesty around you yeah all the like cool bahamut stuff and then like the other followers 537 00:48:34,619 --> 00:48:41,099 so i'm like i don't know if you guys really get it uh 11 it's my passive person okay not 538 00:48:41,099 --> 00:48:46,860 super great but you a catch out of the corner of your eye like there's in the middle of this 539 00:48:47,739 --> 00:48:55,420 gift shop area there appears to be a like glass case with a very familiar looking 540 00:48:56,059 --> 00:49:02,539 uh piece of paper folded paper illuminated by the by light 541 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:05,980 uh 542 00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:16,699 i actually thought it was a good uh clarification because i thought you meant illumination like 543 00:49:16,699 --> 00:49:23,739 monk writing you know with the fanciness kind of like uh a pot light above illuminated by a 544 00:49:23,739 --> 00:49:29,420 light i just missed the a conjoiner okay you see it and there's this paper it gives you like 545 00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:33,900 this uh you're not really paying attention to it as you walk by but as soon as you see it there's 546 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:40,539 like this this moment of recognition and i'm just gonna stop and turn and look at it and as you 547 00:49:40,539 --> 00:49:48,460 turn and look at it you see one of your old pamphlets in this in this glass case in the 548 00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:49,980 middle of this gift shop 549 00:49:52,380 --> 00:50:00,780 uh guys when it what look at it make false sentences that's from glim okay but look and 550 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:05,579 the light and then it's illuminated and then that's remember i give those out and are you 551 00:50:05,579 --> 00:50:12,780 guys is that a pamphlet oh my god wow i really thought they were all just so long gone i mean 552 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:18,620 oh yeah didn't because i mean even before things got really bad people like i got us kicked out of 553 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:26,140 so many quite often arrested yeah oh well you might be kind of a big deal here so i guess he 554 00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:30,780 like i mean of course he knows us i was gonna say i guess he must like know who we are but 555 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:34,220 of course he does because we're on a mission to save the world and he sent you obviously 556 00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:40,220 bahamut would know about that so but this oh yeah somehow that kind of caught me down a 557 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:45,260 little bit like took me back to you know like the good old days when we would just 558 00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:52,380 kind of cruise around and make friends and try and like steal off boats and give out pamphlets 559 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:58,060 and light people on fire for touching our donkey you know just like fun stuff kid stuff 560 00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:06,140 right we've come so far we were so young okay let's go moot i feel like pretty okay 561 00:51:06,779 --> 00:51:13,980 okay i'm not gonna lose it i believe in you glim so i just said we were so young isn't he only like 562 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:21,420 28 now 10 years in the future for me yeah but it was a hard 10 years yeah yeah you'd have no idea 563 00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:25,339 that we're all in our 20s and be like are you about your 40 year old they're all totally 564 00:51:25,339 --> 00:51:31,099 gray uh yeah we haven't said before but yeah yeah it's been time has not been kind darkest 565 00:51:31,099 --> 00:51:37,099 timeline ages you yeah yeah but mood is totally down with adopting that silver fox mentality 566 00:51:37,739 --> 00:51:42,460 yeah you got it you carry on through the city you see many other things many other very 567 00:51:42,460 --> 00:51:49,739 kitschy things as far as what you uh had hoped for or had thought about when you uh reached 568 00:51:49,739 --> 00:51:58,619 this uh plateau or this plaza this uh state that you could being so close to bahamut in his 569 00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:09,099 home and hometown you walk around there's a a spiral pathway that follows all the way up to 570 00:52:09,099 --> 00:52:17,579 the top of the peak of this mountain and you it seems like you're going on forever as you do it 571 00:52:18,299 --> 00:52:24,859 and you finally after is only a few minutes but seems like an eternity 572 00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:32,539 reach the top of this mountain and it opens into this uh small plateau there is a burning 573 00:52:32,539 --> 00:52:40,539 uh what looks like a a smoldering fire out in the center of this area there are a couple 574 00:52:40,539 --> 00:52:48,940 of benches along the side nobody's seated at them um there's a small modest shack you could 575 00:52:49,019 --> 00:52:56,300 say nothing overstated nothing overdone there's the tree that you saw as you kind of crested 576 00:52:56,940 --> 00:53:04,139 and began to see everything before you flitting about this tree are several canaries flying 577 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:10,059 around through the air and landing back on it and off and around a corner that wasn't visible 578 00:53:10,059 --> 00:53:18,380 from your position down below are two larger trees and a a hammock strung between them 579 00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:26,699 swaying back and forth in the wind with a a figure lying prone and presumably asleep 580 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:39,179 as you approach this small home area as we walk up zellie looks to his left and sees 581 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:50,060 uh take a number ticket dispenser fishing back in five and it's like taking what all right 582 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:57,500 and he pulls out a number from it and it's number like i don't know four billion one hundred 583 00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:04,700 like it's a it's a ridiculously large number like you need another ticket because the number 584 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:12,300 continues yeah i'm just continually pulling it is this a joke what is this uh you see out in the 585 00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:23,020 in the sky uh a number illuminated and it says number 75 oh my god 586 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:42,540 Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 126 starring Amy More as sullivan sleight 587 00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:48,140 carla max dead is glim tom layered as moot kristin Flemmons as a goth and Russ More is 588 00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:53,260 your dungeon master editing production and sound design by Russ More this episode featured music 589 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:58,300 from epidemic sound and Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io sound effects from 590 00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:03,420 epidemic sound boom library and sound ideas a huge thank you to our supporting producers 591 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:09,180 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, 592 00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:15,579 Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens, Darylith, Lulahan, L.A. Branton, ALex Sarin, Perry Mathy, Nathaniel 593 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:20,139 Teeter, and Nicholas Cooper. To support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions and 594 00:55:20,139 --> 00:55:25,180 get access to an exclusive podcast called The Adventures of, bonus episodes, and much more, 595 00:55:25,180 --> 00:55:30,700 please join our Patreon at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. You can also follow us at 596 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:36,380 facebook.com slash dumb dragon podcast and on instagram and twitter at dumb dragon cast. 597 00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:39,740 Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk again soon. 598 00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:47,580 Moot you get a very you you can feel the anxiety coming off of glim. What do you what 599 00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:53,820 do you do for glim? Uh let me see if I have anything in my spell list that I could just like 600 00:55:54,780 --> 00:56:02,860 help her out with. I don't think so. A lot of it is like mind sliver but like a positive version 601 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:09,820 of mind sliver. I mean wild magic is edible. I can just chill out a little bit. Uh yeah I know 602 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:16,140 I don't really have anything even like words that spell wise. That's true. I should have 603 00:56:16,139 --> 00:56:23,099 been a bro. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.